"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
"You wanted to ask me something?"
"Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that youre --
very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo --
youthe -- weve known each other for so long now,
and-uh, its about time that the two of us --
were both getting older right now, and-uh, and I dont want to die alone, I --
tell you that much -- hoo --
getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what Im trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you dont have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, Im, Im, the-, Im, Im -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the --
hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional --
you dont have to do what you dont want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday youre going to love me, and that -- thats fi--
til death do us part I,
well get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --
no prenuptial agree --"
"Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because Im just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"Coooooo."
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