"And now the buffoons date at the drive-in with the schools valedictorian."
"I really appreciate youre asking me out.
Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
"This movie sucks shit!"
"Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,
but Ciscel thought it was too preachy.
Anyway, I enjoyed the directors last film immensly."
"Cathleen Turner has big fuckin tits!"
"Yes, well, she recently had a child.
I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.
She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesnt she?"
"I put a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth and blew his fuckin head off."
"Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
"That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
"Well, I guess shes strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
"This popcorns fuckin terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
"Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin mind!"
"Its ironic that parts of ones body seems odd
and unusual because you dont see them on a day to day basis.
"My fathers shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin day!"
"Its puzzling why one persons fecal odor can be more overpowering than anothers.
I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that persons internal metabolism."
"Im gonna go get head from that fuckin girl."
"Well, Im sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
"I like to piss in that guys fuckin gas tank!"
"Bye bye! Have fun."
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