"So ya doin good?"
"Ya, Im fine, how bout you?"
"How good could I be? I havent seen you in three hours."
"Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dads down the hall,
and he doesnt want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, its just because hes coming."
"Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."
"Hello?"
"Sorry, I thought he was coming."
"Thats ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
"Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
"Well thats ok, Ill come by and get you. Lets say around..."
"Come on.."
"Hey."
"Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
"Thats ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
"Give me a break..."
"Hello."
"Sorry. It was just my dog."
"Hey, whats your dads problem anyways!? Why cant we talk?"
"He just thinks Im on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."
"Dont hang up!"
"Richie, I cant talk!"
"No, Im sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
"Its not my dad."
"What? Well, whos there? Why cant you talk?"
"Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
"Whos there? Is it a guy!?"
"Richie!"
"I knew it! Ill kill him! Put him on the phone!"
"oh.. its just.. hold on."
"Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samanthas my girl!
Youd better stay away from her or Ill make you wish you were never born!"
"Fuckin shit!"
"Yeah, fuckin shit is right buddy!
Dont think Im kidding around, man! Im crazy! Ill smash your head in! I swear to God!"
"One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."
"Yeah, well thats too bad! But Im still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
[Buffoon: "My neighbors dog has a four inch clit!"
"I love you..."
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