Hey
Whyd you wake me from my nap?
Im not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
You
Wheres my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
Cuz Im just getting over a cold
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!
Now
I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol
Outside
I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleangings up to you
And I wont take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-Os
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Well
I cant have a job
And I cant go to school
If no grownups are around
I cant go near the pool
Im not alowed to climb
My neighbors apple tree
Im not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I dont know how to drive
And I dont know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know how to tell
Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
Im four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother
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