You dont mind that I think everybodys a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
And you dont mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
And you dont care that I collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend theyre alive and think Im a famous football player
And you dont have a problem with me
when I follow people Ive never met before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Its very pretty, baby
Well you must have been sent from above
Youre all that I can think of
Youre just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Thank you
And you dont make fun of me cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years
I believe you sugarpie
Cause our love is right on track
Im yours, your mine its a fact
Dont forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasnt even there
Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
I didnt care Babe I know I never had a job cause Im afraid
to talk to people cause I know that theyre all robots who are seeking information
They cant fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that Im the one who burned my cousin
Chesters house to the ground but you told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
I aint no fink, dollface
Cause we know that its true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
My crazy, crazy love
Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
Oh yeah, here you go
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